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Neck Of The Woods

by Laurie Shaw

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Some neck on that woods I was just glad to be out You’ve been gone a year Did you reach the river’s mouth? I mean it sounds dead easy; up, up, out I can barely stomach one more long blue night Rouse’s is chucking me out in the long gas light Girls of the lanes Blow technicolour rings like chimney stacks Hay scatters, there’s paid-for pollinating On Cathedral Road, front to back To bottom of the jar I can barely stomach one more night of this Blew it like the bricks they used to build the bridge Burke and Hare nearly mistook me for a body to snatch Pass me the pipe, pass me the dynamite, pass me the match Some neck on these woods but I’m gonna get out Some neck on these woods but I’m gonna get out
2.
Horseman 03:26
Chasing the guts Rolling down the long river Guts of ideas a rural town might deliver It’s not Inverness Though the views are familiar In the dilapidated church You know the pews are quite similiar Non-linear routes through the centre of the light show Corrigated Tesco roof fade Market Road barbershops solemnly shut I can’t shake the feeling they’ll bind me with line Then stick me in a big dock-off wicker fish Above the tackle shop in the renovated gallows A psychic battle with swirling murmurations Bumping teacups at the Pleasure Rink The Bolg Bui regulars are residual presences From 1798 Non-linear routes through the centre of the light show Corrigated Tesco roof fade No, I don’t think they saw me Please come back to haunt me Before my mind runs away with the dish I thought I saw the face of the horseman
3.
I put a long flagstone on a pyramid of sand At the foot of the Holy Mountain Quartzite peak and bleeding gold bullion In fluid ounces Put a geasa on you Your fourth swan daughter Has cut me the key and stole us the horse Your father is a keeper of portraiture And statuettes from the origins of man Pandora’s infamous open box And Egyptian pyramid plans Down in his castle on the floor of the sea Private members club for The Unseelie I see him sleeping but he doesn’t see me His fourth swan daughter cut me a key In the great Jazz Age I returned with 15 men The castle was a second home For some Earl of Birmingham Arthur’s fourth swan daughter Was puppeteering the scam We had rapiers, whoopee masks Matches and a petrol can “Who’s that knocking at my door?” Table of giants, lake of revenge Pure notions, twinned with a city in flight Table of giants, lake of revenge Pure notions, twinned with a city in flight
4.
When you got back your watchmen were a-grovelling Pearse Street now thoroughly monopolised by vermin They were setting fire to your cloth replica They’d hung poor Patrice like some pale portraiture It’s all barbed silent gestures The insignia lingers They took his fingers and they put him in the marsh There was a right to-do in Castlebar Back in Athis-Mons There were Parent Trap antics with your first wife Leonard Rossiter was in line to portray you in Napoleon How good would that have been? A Kubrickian finger on the Moviola But something changed And something re-assembled in your mind’s eye I’m trying my best to be the rebel with a cause But I could well be out of time Jacques Zabor taps his ashes on the boot scraper While the continuity polaroids drop into your soft hands
5.
Sequah 04:04
See the Quay and the harbour boats Guess a concrete ship can really float Crocketstown boy is on the hunt For The Prince of Healers Ring the bell when you’re ready to take me in Luftwaffers are around the block Gouged holes in the ancient rock Secure the rights to the stock footage Of those metal behemoths The fire and the rubble Ballina At the yellow of morning The insatiable phone-in Ballina In the river of silver Where the men are waist high again Ballina On an estate of mass graves There’s a blind date falling apart It could be a life for us From the quay and the harbour boats The ice spa and the local folks Bring me the brochure down I’m in the market for a settle downer The king of the other crowd Salutes you in BoHo The only place to go, I know the couple who run it Ballina For the Prince of the Healers Keep your eyes peeled for the For Sale sign And the Prince Of The Healers
6.
Christmas fowl market A high class young lady trots Scalding hot pots hit the cobbles Into tributaries of hay and muck Bodies embalmed in the bog A mother’s son What’s a war between friends? With the snow picking up pace And I said “here, your carriage awaits” You were like gold coins falling from the thatched roof Space age transmitters and hand held instant cinema I must have turned down a wrong street All of these period costumes And cowboy shows in between laser gun stalls What’s a war between friends? By the time we got to Teeling Street Font I was in fisherman’s knots saying it wasn’t love I was on tender hooks And at the search I was candid Said “good man, don’t handle my weapon like that” Well I got right whacked for it! As my friends were led away into dark rooms I was all clinging on with wet fingers To us eating chips Wrapped in yesterday’s Western People At the Christmas Fowl Market Through the snow, just a stone’s throw from here Just a cart’s width from you Just a lips width from you And the heat of your body And the chips in yesterday’s Western People
7.
I was a secret addition I was a peep hole-ist Watching the Lord consumating The stuffed wolf was imported But it didn’t seem that important then Through the fine point I observed them Floorboard nor headboard decorum The staff pretended to ignore them But I had to see what the fuss about But I didn’t foresee that I’d be found out (And get a sword through my jugular) Now I haunt Belleek Manor Now I haunt Belleek Manor American tours get down on all fours To be knighted by guides with no authority They stare at the walls And the replica horse But they can’t fathom the way we did it then And how we did it! How I haunt Belleek Manor How I haunt Belleek Manor I stopped the death throes But I cannot stop the old incessant avalanche Of moments made mere previous miniatures And that’s where I’m at now
8.
Ballina Manor Hotel Terry Reilly paraglides above the Moy And in to the function room His silver equipment inside-outs into a blue tweed suit Who called this meeting Of amateur sleuths in mass mould seating? The Big Rebrand Of The Salmon Weir Makes no difference to me I’m not up to the task It’s very kind of you to ask But I’m just making the tea Conservationist chic Polaroid sunglasses, Riding the rapids On their megazord components Supermarionation secret police In safari green The poaching party scatters Who said I was leaving? I wouldn’t miss this for the world The Big Rebrand Of The Salmon Weir Makes no difference to me With mid-century advertising And I just make the tea Man, I just pour the tea Have you done the squinting Litmus? Man, I just pour the tea Not like I’m in the crop mark business Man, I just pour the tea You’ve got to have your critics Man, I just pour the tea In Ballina Manor Hotel

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This record was written and recorded for the town of Ballina in County Mayo.

Many thanks to the Ballina 2023 Community Events Fund:
Declan Kiely, Morgan McAndrew, Alan Honan, Aonghus O’Shaughnessy, Kenneth James, Finbarr O’Connor and Cormac Quinn.

Special thanks to Ronan Quinn for facilitating the project.

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released October 28, 2023

Written and recorded by Laurie Shaw.

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Laurie Shaw Kenmare, Ireland

Laurie Shaw is a Wirral-born songwriter and producer. He now dwells in Ireland where he records from his mountain retreat. He often gigs in Cork, Dublin and the Merseyside area. He has released around 100 albums to date (all of which are available on request). ... more

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